Tweets from my cousin

So I just found my cousin's twitter page. It's too good not to share <3

For anyone wanting the full experience: https://twitter.com/_erinjane

But here are some of my favourites:

What does cryptic mean? I thought it was the egyptian language?
just fucking fuck off and dont come fucking back
the only words i can really say right now about how im feeling is fuck fuck shitty fuck
going to attemp finishing to kill a mocking bird online without my glasses, wish me luck!.
5 minutes laterwho the fuck is Atticus?
1 hour laterif Atticus is her dad then why not call him dad?..it would help so much
i've changed my outfit like three times today.
Watching baby programmes like One Born or even Teen Mom and 16 and Pregnant make me want to have a baby even more
your flirting tactics are so shit, they make me cringe
got called a over-reactive c*** today...hmmm thats a new one  (I added the stars, she put the words)
hate when i tell someone to "shut the fuckup" it sometimes comes out as "fuck the shut up"..
my goal in life is for one of the kardashians to adopt me :)

And many many more. Including this:
There's so many pretty girls on twitter and I'm just sitting here like a potato or fetus or something

Which made me laugh because here's some of the photos she takes and posts online:



And my family think I'm weird.

Seriously guys, help me.